Snouts in the Trough

We often read about the healthy Mediterranean lifestyle. It’s healthy all right. Do almost no work, never pay taxes and retire with a full pension in your fifties. Low stress, no anxiety, sounds pretty healthy to me. No wonder they live longer than we stupid North Europeans who pay hundreds of billions to the EU which is immediately given to and stolen by the lucky citizens of the Club Med countries.

It’s time our spineless politicians put an end to this daylight robbery and cut off the torrent of our money pouring into the Mediterrranean black hole.

My congratulations to the News of the World for their brilliant exposure of corruption in the Pakistan cricket team. Of course, those who would be surprised to learn of the Pope’s religion or the toilet habits of bears will be shocked. For the rest of us, we would be amazed if anything to do with Pakistan wasn’t corrupt as Pakistan along with dumps like Nigeria and the Congo has long been amongst the most corrupt countries in the world.

As for its president Mr. Ten Percent – if he’s not thrown out by the army, he and his buddies will be looking forward to pocketing much of the aid money we send to the flood victims.

Last night’s TV had a wonderful juxtaposition with the old 1969 film “Battle of Britain” on one channel and Simon Cowell’s vomit-inducing X-Factor on the other. This showed us two faces of our country – one where people have a sense of duty and personal honour, the other with a bunch of self-opiniated, talentless nobodies’ (judges, performers and audiences) incontinent screaming and blubbing.

I see this at the tennis courts here in Bournemouth. A previous generation playing tennis or bowls, people who have done something with their lives. Watching them, cursing and hurling abuse are today’s drunken worthless youth, whose only interest is in destroying other people’s enjoyment because their own lives are so utterly worthless.  The police, of course are nowhere to be seen. Unfortunately, I think we’re losing the new battle for Britain and the scum are winning.

If dimunitive, high-heel wearing French President Nicholas Sarkozy is booted out at the next French elections in two years, let’s invite him to run Britain. Little Sarko has always put the interests of his country above those of the wasteful, utterly corrupt EU. By expelling the Roma gypsies, he upset the self-serving EU elites, but at least he’s cracking down on begging and crime, just as the Italians did when they cleared the gypsies out of Rome.

Bring Sarko to Britain – we need a leader who puts British interests first, rather than a gutless coward who lies about standing up to the EU yet caves in at every opportunity.

Bulging-eyes Balls has attacked the government’s plans to cut NuLabour’s massive budget deficit. Balls was Bottler Brown’s right-hand man when the Scottish sociopath wrecked the economy by overspending for twelve years.

To be lectured on economics by a self-opiniated, flatulent piece of expenses-fiddling garbage like Balls really takes the biscuit.

Just seen yet another repeated TV programme about Brits getting fleeced when buying properties in the Club Med countries – the PIGS (Portugal, Italy, Greece and Spain). Don’t people realise that these four countries are totally corrupt with estate agents, lawyers and builders working together to rip off any foreigner stupid enough to trust them. For them we are just suckers to be cheated of as much money as they can get from us.

Anyone who doesn’t understand the mentality of the Club Med crooks should read the wonderful Jean de Florette by Marcel Pagnol (or watch the film). If you ever trust a Club Med estate agent, builder or lawyer after that, then you deserve everything that happens to you.

With a greater proportion of the population claiming disability benefits than any other country in the world, Britain is sure to get medal glory at the next paralympics. I see many of our paralympians training at Asda, Tesco and Primark. They waddle around in their tracksuits, surrounded by crowds of their screaming, ugly, ill-educated spawn, grabbing massive piles of junk food and cheap lager. No doubt many of these ghastly children will also soon be registering for their disability benefits without ever having done a day’s work in their lives.

Bring on 2012, when Britain’s disabled seem destined for Olympic glory.

Just a few days to go before Lord Anthony ‘Liar’ Blair’s Book of Lies hits your local bookshop. Are you going to be taken in by all the hype?  Are you going to rush out and buy this pile of self-serving garbage? Are you going to make Liar Blair even richer than he already is? Are you going to believe that any of the money Blair and his allegedly greedy wife make will actually go to charity?

Ignore the hype, the PR pressure, the articles by obsequious journalists. Ignore Blair’s Book of Lies. Don’t buy this rubbish.

MP David Willetts bleats on in his book and in the media about ‘how the baby boomers took their children’s future – and why they should give it back’. His thesis is that the baby boomers’ excessive consumption and borrowing has put a huge debt burden on the next generation.

Ok, Willetts if you want to help the next generation, why not renounce your right to your generous MP’s pension. Any of us would have to put £50,000 a year into our pension fund to get the same pension as you. When you retire, the next generation will be taxed millions so that you can live the rest of your life in luxury – so help them Mr. Willetts. Give up your pension and get a few of your greedy, expenses-fiddling mates to do the same. Instead of preaching at us from the comfort of your wealth, why not lead by example!!! Otherwise, shut the f… up!

The tabloids are outraged as some of Britain’s stupidest people find out that Simon Cowell’s karaoke show is a fix. Perhaps the same idiots will soon be shocked when they find out the Pope’s religion or the defecatory habits of bears.