Snouts in the Trough

So, now we see the two bastions of truth and honesty Gordon Brown and Alastair Campbell showing emotion and shedding tears in TV interviews.

Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake - Campbell and Brown have decided that the only way to win votes is by doing the crying game. Is there any depth to which these creatures will not go to cling on to their big salaries and huge pensions?

Splashed all over the TV and newspapers is the story that British and US forces are about to launch a major offensive against the Taliban. Is it really a good idea to tell them first? All they’ll do is stick a few bombs on the main roads and tracks. Then they’ll either hide their guns and pretend to be civilians or pop over to Pakistan for some well-earned R and R.

A few of our troops will get blown to pieces, our leaders will proclaim the offensive a massive success, then once we’ve gone, the Taliban will be back in business as if nothing ever happened. But with an MoD which cares more about press opinion than our soldiers’ lives, it must seem logical to tell the Taliban we’re coming.

We’ve got the worst, most dishonest prime minister in British history, the country is bankrupt, our public services are in meltdown and yet the Tories seem unable to pull ahead of Labour in the polls.

Is it because Cameron is an empty suit who believes in nothing and represents nothing, Osborne is an incompetent charisma-free joke and the rest of the shadow cabinet are self-serving, expenses-fiddling nonentities?

Just watched Blair performing, but had to switch off otherwise I might have vomited. There are so many things one could say, but perhaps the only relevant comment is – liar, liar, liar, liar, liar……

Our lying PM Gordon Brown warns us that after 8 years of pointless deaths there are ‘tough times ahead in Afghanistan’. They won’t be tough for you Gordon. You have your big salary and your huge taxpayer-subsidised pension. And you’ll be given some big job at the World Bank or IMF.

No Gordon, you are a coward and a liar, just like your mate Jack “my dad was a coward just like me” Straw, Bob “the buffoon” Ainsworth and the rest of your incompetent, worthless thieving government. You’ll all die comfortably of old age in your beds. No Gordon, Jack, Bob, Jacqui, Harriet - Afghanistan isn’t going to be tough for you.

It seems incredible. Liar Gordon Brown has been the worst Chancellor and the worst PM in our country’s history. He has bankrupted Britain by wasting trillions, he has sent our best young men and women to their deaths by failing to provide proper equipment. And he has lied and lied and lied to avoid taking responsibility for any of his mistakes.

Yet incredibly, due to the hopelessness of Cameron’s PR advisers, the uselessness of Boy George Osborne and the utter lack of any talent in the Tory Party, Labour might succeed in painting the Tories as threatening the recovery and get liar Brown another 5 years to destroy our country. After all, you should never underestimate the stupidity of the British voter.

We saw it at Manchester United, now there’s Cadburys – Americans take on massive debts to buy British companies and then squeeze them for cash to repay the debts while also milking them and pocketing millions for themselves. I imagine Cadburys will soon be producing more P45s than chocolate.

As for our lying PM claiming he was determined to protect British jobs when he’s done more to destroy British jobs than anyone else. Or Lady Mandelson’s bleating about defending British interests. Why anyone listens to or believes this garbage is incomprehensible. Britain is being asset-stripped and fleeced by French and German energy companies, US vultures and Spanish airport operators. Why doesn’t our useless, lying government do something? Sorry, I forgot, they’re too busy cheating on their expenses and building their property empires to worry about the poor, pig-ignorant saps who voted for them.

My congratulations to an on-the-spot C4 news reporter who tonight dared say what none of the grovellingly politically-correct BBC journalists would ever say – “it looks like the Taliban are winning”. Of course they are winning. We are an invading foreign army. We are loathed by most Afghans. Ordinary Afghans believe it is their duty to kill our soldiers to get us to leave their country. Our government is sending our best young people to be needlessly slaughtered while ensuring the worthless, idle, feckless Labour-voting garbage continues to get £130bn a year in benefits.

Does liar Gordon Brown care about our dead soldiers? Does his lying, corrupt government? Of course not. All they are interested in is being able to continue cheating on their expenses to build up their property empires and thinking up any lies they can to try to get re-elected so they can continue thieving our money.

BA cabin crew are threatening strike action yet again. I’ve just booked my holiday to the USA and I’m not going with BA. What would be the point? You don’t know if there will be a flight or not.

After 20 years of flying 80 times a year for my work, I’m fed up with the arrogance, self-importance and unhelpfulness of BA staff. I don’t care who is to blame for the current troubles – I imagine BA managers are just as incompetent as their staff are bloody-minded. They probably deserve each other. But like many tens of thousands of other potential BA passengers, I’m voting with my feet. By, bye BA.

Our Armed Forces Minister Bill Rammell claims that the British may become “so risk-averse, cynical and introverted that we will find ourselves in inglorious and impotent isolation by default” just because the majority of the public can see that our politicians are lying, greedy, self-serving crooks who have sent our troops poorly-equipped into a poinltess and unwinnable war where they are being killed by ordinary Afghanis who see us as foreign invaders.

Mr. Rammell will probably die a rich man of old age in his bed, unlike the brave soldiers being sent to pointless deaths by politicians who “frankly don’t give a damn”. After all, fighting to preserve a thoroughly corrupt expenses system is much more important to our elected leaders than the loss of a few hundred lives in a hopeless war.