Snouts in the Trough

Or will it be Lord Piers of Sycophancy? After last night’s disgustingly cynical PR stunt giving us Blubber Brown’s display of fake emotion, one thing is certain - the obliging Piers Morgan will be in line for some form of reward for his services to getting Britain’s worst ever Prime Minister re-elected.

This was the PM who said he would never use his family as a cheap gimmick to get votes. Unfortunately the British voting public are stupid enough to be taken in by this farce. What a repulsive, incompetent, dishonest, self-serving creature Gordon Brown is.

Tonight we are to witness the much hyped appearance of our PM blubbing away while questioned by the oleaginous Piers Morgan in an appearance that would do a Simon Cowell show proud. No doubt Morgan will get a knighthood or gong for his services. Of course, the whole thing is organised by Labour spindoctors, desperate to show Brown’s human side to get a few votes.

Are there no lies this repulsive, self-serving man will not tell and are there no depths to which he will not sink to hang on to power?

Here we go again. Another pointless ‘big offensive against the Taliban’ in Afghanistan after 8 years of pointless ‘big offensives against the Taliban’. For a start, it is mostly ordinary Afghans, not the Taliban, who are killing our soldiers because quite understandably they don’t want us occupying their country. Secondly the freedom fighters will just leave a few IEDs for us, hide in Pakistan for a few weeks till it’s all over then come back again.

But Gordon Brown needs to be able to declare a ‘great victory’ before announcing the date of the general election. So more British soldiers must be killed and maimed to get Gordon re-elected. I hope those who die are Labour supporters, because they’re giving their lives for the Labour party not for their country.

So, now we see the two bastions of truth and honesty Gordon Brown and Alastair Campbell showing emotion and shedding tears in TV interviews.

Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake - Campbell and Brown have decided that the only way to win votes is by doing the crying game. Is there any depth to which these creatures will not go to cling on to their big salaries and huge pensions?

Splashed all over the TV and newspapers is the story that British and US forces are about to launch a major offensive against the Taliban. Is it really a good idea to tell them first? All they’ll do is stick a few bombs on the main roads and tracks. Then they’ll either hide their guns and pretend to be civilians or pop over to Pakistan for some well-earned R and R.

A few of our troops will get blown to pieces, our leaders will proclaim the offensive a massive success, then once we’ve gone, the Taliban will be back in business as if nothing ever happened. But with an MoD which cares more about press opinion than our soldiers’ lives, it must seem logical to tell the Taliban we’re coming.

We’ve got the worst, most dishonest prime minister in British history, the country is bankrupt, our public services are in meltdown and yet the Tories seem unable to pull ahead of Labour in the polls.

Is it because Cameron is an empty suit who believes in nothing and represents nothing, Osborne is an incompetent charisma-free joke and the rest of the shadow cabinet are self-serving, expenses-fiddling nonentities?

Just watched Blair performing, but had to switch off otherwise I might have vomited. There are so many things one could say, but perhaps the only relevant comment is – liar, liar, liar, liar, liar……

Our lying PM Gordon Brown warns us that after 8 years of pointless deaths there are ‘tough times ahead in Afghanistan’. They won’t be tough for you Gordon. You have your big salary and your huge taxpayer-subsidised pension. And you’ll be given some big job at the World Bank or IMF.

No Gordon, you are a coward and a liar, just like your mate Jack “my dad was a coward just like me” Straw, Bob “the buffoon” Ainsworth and the rest of your incompetent, worthless thieving government. You’ll all die comfortably of old age in your beds. No Gordon, Jack, Bob, Jacqui, Harriet - Afghanistan isn’t going to be tough for you.

It seems incredible. Liar Gordon Brown has been the worst Chancellor and the worst PM in our country’s history. He has bankrupted Britain by wasting trillions, he has sent our best young men and women to their deaths by failing to provide proper equipment. And he has lied and lied and lied to avoid taking responsibility for any of his mistakes.

Yet incredibly, due to the hopelessness of Cameron’s PR advisers, the uselessness of Boy George Osborne and the utter lack of any talent in the Tory Party, Labour might succeed in painting the Tories as threatening the recovery and get liar Brown another 5 years to destroy our country. After all, you should never underestimate the stupidity of the British voter.

We saw it at Manchester United, now there’s Cadburys – Americans take on massive debts to buy British companies and then squeeze them for cash to repay the debts while also milking them and pocketing millions for themselves. I imagine Cadburys will soon be producing more P45s than chocolate.

As for our lying PM claiming he was determined to protect British jobs when he’s done more to destroy British jobs than anyone else. Or Lady Mandelson’s bleating about defending British interests. Why anyone listens to or believes this garbage is incomprehensible. Britain is being asset-stripped and fleeced by French and German energy companies, US vultures and Spanish airport operators. Why doesn’t our useless, lying government do something? Sorry, I forgot, they’re too busy cheating on their expenses and building their property empires to worry about the poor, pig-ignorant saps who voted for them.